myownman

This fucking kid hasn't tried any of the dietary suggestions brought up. Fiber pills? Nope. Eating a high fiber diet? Nope. Vinegar? Nope. Yogurt (acidophilus)? Nope.

He purposefully eats shitty food and has an obvious medical problem that requires that he maintain a proper diet. You're not going to learn anything here except a vaguely new poop joke and how deliberately ignorant he is.

As someone with IBS and a kid that's allergic to nearly everything, this pisses me off.

Carry on. Sorry for the rant.

Are you proud to do this for a living? How much thought do you give to the impact your job has on the people you deal with?

I know these seem like loaded questions, but I can't think of another way to ask. I'm genuinely curious.

Thanks for doing the ama.

Thanks for doing this, OP.

Can you explain in any sort of detail how one SUCCESSFULLY manages to stay out of the drama and just do one's time? Can you give a few examples of how the prison system makes that difficult, and how you avoided any pitfalls?

I see a lot of excons saying that, but I have also been conditioned by the media to think that is nearly impossible.

Congratulations on your freedom. I hope you do well!

Teenager... Ignoring advice.

Honestly, either he's trolling, incredibly stupid or has incredibly bad parents. You can get miralax (what op's "proof" is) over the counter, and he only takes it once per day.

Anyone who hasn't shat in a week or two would do anything a doctor told them to never experience it again.

It needs to be said, despite you being right.

You're a self-righteous prick.