my_name_is_cooler

Wow, I had heard that name but just watched the Guiness video of him. I kinda feel bad, your whole life is just a long spectacle, and it looks painful/hard just to walk slowly. My 85 year old grandfather who's worn braces due to a form of MS for about 40 years walks considerably faster than that without crutches.

I was pretty surprised about Nick's response watching that video. The judges are supposed to be the ones who are dicks and tear apart contestants to make the "funny" part of the show, Nick is just the host. When they switched the camera to him wailing backstage I just wanted to say "Who the fuck do you think you are? You had like one song I can remember and married into wealth who got you a show on MTV to make shitty one liners." Every time I see his name on something I cringe.

Vicent Van go fuck yourself.

(It's from Archer)

Yeah I never really saw it as a Halloween thing. It's just freaks being weird, which is fine, it's not snuff film level, I'm sure they have some cut off point. So if rich people wanna torture each other for entertainment, more power to them, you're weird as shit but hey, there's plenty of weird people out there, you just have the money to get someone to elaborately torture you.

You always hear in those commercials "if you're feeling chest pains call a doctor immediately". I would think "if your heart stops beating call a doctor" is like that times 50, they just don't waste their breath saying it in the commercials because it seems too obvious.