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muttermuseum390 karma

Heh heh heh

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You should have you wedding here! We do host them, you know.

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Mom, get off reddit already!

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We have a 3mm kidney stone extracted from yours truly. That was pretty darn personal.

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An anal tattoo device. It’s a device used to literally tattoo or inject powdered mercury around the anal sphincter to relieve hemorrhoids. I have no idea if it worked, and my boss wasn’t willing to let me test it on him.