musictomyomelette

I think you might have ruined his day...maybe more

He uses a product called "Manliness"

How did you get into doing heroin? (Not that I want to..just curious)

An anesthesiologist I shadowed told me this joke:

If you ever see the anesthesiologist running around, everyone needs to start panicking.

"One day when I was younger, I was playing cricket with my Aussie buddies. As I was running to catch the ball the batsman hit, I accidentally fell into a crevice where my right foot got lodged into a crack. I had no other choice but to break it and slide through. When I was limping back to my car with the help of my friend (point at him nonchalantly), an angry koala attacked me and bit and sliced through my left foot. I only got away because my friend (gesture to him) helped save my life."

Thats the story of how you picked up a girl and one for your buddy.

PS I used Australia because they are my favorite cricket team