multreeswalk

He's not joking people.

You and your lady friend were served by a good friend of mine in Pandora on Multrees Walk not long ago and by all accounts you were a bit of a surly oul shite.

My hypochondriac friend called the NHS24 hotline in a panic after experiencing pain into his groin/lower abdomen.

After much googling he discovered the term 'blue balls' without understanding the correct context and called using that term to describe his problem. "Hello, can I speak with a nurse I believe I have verticulitis or blue balls".

What's the weirdest call you've had from an obvious hypochondriac?