mudbutt20

Did your testicles and penis grow? Sorry, I don't know how else to phrase it.

Where's Gavin?

I had to look up what a codpiece was and this was one of the first images to greet me.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Cod-Piece_by_Wendelin_Boeheim.jpg

You legally cannot travel over state lines with weed.

But purely as a path through legal states he could do it if he takes a trip by boat to Michigan from Illinois.

http://www.governing.com/gov-data/safety-justice/state-marijuana-laws-map-medical-recreational.html

He would miss the south and most of the mid west but you can go from one side to the other only traveling through legal states.

Boxed wine.