mubukugrappa

If the CIA offers you a job to be an undercover assassin for them (they will provide the weapons, and you can do sexy time with all the ladies you want, of course), will you quit your current job and go work for the CIA instead?

Oops! That means, you would miss some really crappy India-made rum and equally bad coffee that I could have offered.

I have three questions, Dr. Watts:

1. In an alternative universe, if required by law, and given only two choices, would you prefer to be Naomi Watts's dad, or Pink Floyd's road manager? And why?

2. If you have to choose a new name for science fiction (as some people are offended because science is no fiction, and another group of people ridicule it by saying, - all science is fiction- in the same way as saying - evolution is just a theory), what would it be?

3. Do you think that Upper Dicker should change its name to something else, now that it is made infamous by that pedophile? Something sophisticated, such as, say, for example, Phallic Erectum, perhaps?

The mandatory - will you fight a horse sized duck, or a hundred duck sized horse, but let me add to the options a non-mandatory third item, Ron Jeremy?

Thank you very much.