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mparrish6001532 karma

will you be my dad?

mparrish6001143 karma

What about when your chute didn't open in the grand canyon? Shit had ME scared.

mparrish600194 karma

I once was lambasted by John Mulaney at Constitution Hall, for showing up late to his set, in front of thousands of people. I still have PTSD and can never go back there.

mparrish600193 karma

ELONGATE IT

mparrish600188 karma

Maybe update your "Personal Life" section over a few cold ones