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morethanhardbread34 karma

I have Celiacs disease... can I still join the Pastafarian movement?

Maybe the son of the FSM could have a bodily composition of lentil noodles?

morethanhardbread2 karma

Hey Matt! My father has an eye condition that causes his eyes to water nonstop. He has to carry an "eye rag" everywhere he goes, be that out in public or out to the backyard. I'm sure you know where I'm going with this. A pair of sobbing spectacles would probably actually be useful for him!

How often do people ask you for one of your inventions because they think it would be practical in their lives, not just for the laughs?