monsieurwpayne

That's ironic. By whining he's been forever immortalised as the poster boy of satire! Thanks for finally providing us with much needed closure on this highly charged issue!

Who is or was Simon Williams? Was he a real person you knew? Is he someone you still know? Was he your childhood friend? Was he your imaginary childhood friend? And is it true he plays number 9 for England like your recent article implied? I love your site, but the mystery surrounding Mister Williams is making it difficult to completely enjoy your satire. We need closure!