monsieurpommefrites

accidentally

Cristiano Ronaldo looked at the comment, then out the window. The sprinklers had activated, laying down a blanket of moisture on the verdant trimmed lawn, a haze left in their wake. It had been quite some time since anything had perturbed his confidence, or notion of what made sense in this world.

may lead down a darker path

I, too, have eaten a KitKat like a regular candy bar.

No eating all the chocolate off a piece and then the wafer layer by layer. Nope.

A bite out of it, like a burger.

somehow missed the pole

"You see that hole with naught but a pole?"

"I shall miss it completely and pay the toll."

"A toll for what? Are you smoking crack?"

"The toll in the form of my broken back."

Cooking for my mates usually involves a window and a "What do you want?" to the backseat.