mons_cretans

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mons_cretans46 karma

So... how does it progress? Was it just random that your elbows are fixed early?

Was it quick when your elbows siezed up? Overnight? Days? Did you get a warning of any sort - like, this could be my last day of moving them? Did you choose them to lock at 90 degrees, is that a least-bad position?

Which bits of you are least affected?

mons_cretans14 karma

What happened?

Your printer drivers are terrible - huge and bloated, too. The days of the eternally reliable and ultra-compatible LaserJet 4n are long gone.

Your "Envy" series of laptops is excrescent.

HP Protect Tools is a miserable heap of popup spammy hateware fail.

Your Enterprise Storage Support team told us a RAID-5 could support two failed disk and suggested we pull two out as part of troubleshooting. We refused while they tried to insist.

The only server we have ever had actually set on fire in our datacenter was a HP.

You ship everything to build a server in individual boxes. Hard disks and components everywhere.

Dell make server rails kits which clip in light as a breeze. HP make rails kits which may as well be kitchen slicing equipment and are always a faff.

HP remote access iLO card? LICENSE KEY LICENSE KEY LICENSE KEY.

Please don't screw your switches up! Oh except you now rebrand 3COM switches as HP and apparently nobody QA tested their user interface either.

:(

HP, you used to be a respectable engineering force. Now you're more of an Enterprise Solutions Farce.

Why.