monoglot

The internet probably already knows this, so I apologize for asking it, but I have to know:

Did(/do?) you actually grow starburns, and like, live your life for a few months a year with stars coming out of your face? If so, what is that like? If not, how do you deal with the crushing disappointment of your fans?

I feel ridiculously well-informed on this subject now. Thank you!

Seriously. In my culture, the youth of today have forgotten the importance of traditional Romania music.

Hi Marina,

I am intrigued by the final reward for your Kickstarter:

Pledge $10,000 or more
[THE EXERCISES / LIVE EVENT: NOTHING] Marina will do nothing. You will do nothing. You will not be publicly acknowledged.
Estimated delivery: Aug 2013

I have gone my entire life thus far without being acknowledged by you. Assuming you answer this question, can I pledge $10,000 (or more) to have your current acknowledgment of me and this question wiped off the books, in essence returning me to my prior, primeval state of Abramovićical unacknowledgment?

For some people, there's only one obvious noun to be modified by "uppity"; just like there's only one obvious noun to be modified by "flaccid."