monkeylover10

Is that hawt black guy single?

That's a shame! I would think that Mario would look great with an eye patch and a parrot on his shoulder.

Perhaps after you have grown so rich, you might want to retire. Then you could take Mario to your cabin and tell him your secret. I imagine it would go something like this:

"I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts", you'd say. "My name is Ryan; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia."

It's Mario's fault! He told me that he would buy me a motorcycle if I hyped him up on here. ;-)

Couldn't just shaving your body give you the desired effects?

Lucky lady/guy. (Hey, I don't judge!)