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2 - I'd dump a woman who tried to pull that crap on me. If I was acting shady, fine. But in this case, it's not sweet. It's distrustful.

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I should have been more clear. I'm actually the Prime Minister of Belize. Thank you either way!

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If I wanted to negotiate a deal to force Mexico to pay for a wall separating their country from our own, how should I approach the discussion?

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Worst thing that has ever happened to me at work was accidentally pooping. My fingers are crossed that we have this in common.

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How would you handle transporting a crate full of venomous snakes? And what would be the contingency plan be if the crate had a time-release mechanism, and they were suddenly let loose inside the plan. Also, Samuel L. Jackson is on board.