mogwai_poet

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mogwai_poet17 karma

A horse-sized duck, for sure. Wait, what was the question again?

mogwai_poet17 karma

Ohh! The duck-sized horses, then.

mogwai_poet16 karma

butts

mogwai_poet14 karma

I, y'know, like 'em all. All the fractions. I enjoy them ambiently.

My secret beard product? Scissors. Don't trim, just gum at them a little bit after showering. It trains the hairs to resist street assaults from folks who just can't stand the sight of a beard lusher than their own.

mogwai_poet13 karma

Hey, one of these is not a fraction. Get that exclamation point out of here!