moccasin

Hi, guys. Huge fan. You keep me laughing, you keep my brain moving, you give me nightmares, all fun things to spice up life. Love you guys!

Question: if you had to eat an adult human penis, which way would you prefer it prepared?

1. Boiled like a hot dog (a la dirty water dog), served on a bun, and with any standard hot dog toppings
2. Cut into slices/rings (with the peehole in the center - think calamari rings), deep fried, and served with cocktail sauce
3. Dipped into cornbread batter, deep fried, and served with mustard A.K.A. corndog style

Must eat the whole thing. Cannot puke. And you even get to pick whose dick it is.

Y'know, the important questions.

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HAIL YOURSELVES!

Yeah, corndog method actually doesn't sound half bad.

I will allow Marcus' write-in answer because it's such a Marcus answer. And now I know if I ever need to eat a slug, a biscuit is the way to go.