moanerific

I always thought he looked like Bear Grylls with a French mustache.

Hello Sir, as a fellow veteran, thank you for your service.

Were you drafted or did you volunteer for service?

What is your opinion on PETA?

Good job on getting Ricky free, BTW.

Thank you for the response! If they drafted you, would they have seen that you were a doctor and put you into the same role anyway?

Why does the woman wearing the glasses in your commercial stare off into the distance awkwardly at one point?

What is she supposed to be doing? Reading cue cards or something?