mlkelty

You poor, poor, man. Here comes a wave of Office Space jokes.

Sounds like you need an original XBox, a copy of Knights of the Old Republic, and a Duke controller.

Dear Rob Zombie, Thunder Kiss '65 has caused me to get three speeding tickets over the years. Do you feel bad about that?

I make that juice!

They're all asleep on the couch with signs photoshopped onto them that say "This is Morgan Freeman" on it.