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mlkelty2317 karma

You poor, poor, man. Here comes a wave of Office Space jokes.

mlkelty715 karma

Sounds like you need an original XBox, a copy of Knights of the Old Republic, and a Duke controller.

mlkelty621 karma

Dear Rob Zombie, Thunder Kiss '65 has caused me to get three speeding tickets over the years. Do you feel bad about that?

mlkelty445 karma

I make that juice!

mlkelty435 karma

They're all asleep on the couch with signs photoshopped onto them that say "This is Morgan Freeman" on it.