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mindfulmu1563 karma

Step 1.find a gay man.( the often traveling in gaggles) Step 2. Wrestle him into submission. Step 3. Assuming I've won, slowly hold him and rock him to straightness.

mindfulmu540 karma

I have a lobster fetish, does your establishment sell safe red body paint and human sized green rubber bands?

mindfulmu291 karma

If you had a tinder profile what would your tag line be?

mindfulmu184 karma

you fool, the men from the reeducation center will find him now.

mindfulmu147 karma

That's the best answer a guy could hope for.