milliondollarAMA

larger houses are meant for entertaining. guests tend to piss and shit more than they sleep at a party.

I have been known to make it rain in vegas once or twice.

god damn it who is this? Brent? only a few people i know would ask this.

my convertible red Ferrari, I live in the pacific north west. not the best city for a convertible. I regret nothing.

I once got very drunk with a few friends from my fraternity a year or so ago and tried to purchase a pigmy giraffe, I contacted my concierge from one of my credit cards, long story short I got a call the next day from said concierge telling me that they could not read my handwriting on the adoption paper work I had faxed the the night before in an attempt to adopt a pigmy giraffe. I had no recollection of any of this.