mileylols

boat is shaped like a pyramid, the higher up you are, the longer the horizontal distance is before you get water

so if you fall over, you'll just end up landing on a lower deck, not in the ocean

also it's just like

really hard to fall off a boat

One of them is probably when they sold it for $850 million

I went to the casting call in a revealing outfit, but with a paper bag over my head. Said that if they wanted to see my face, they would have to book me.

wait, what?

Is that one of those things you put in there to make sure we're still reading?

Nice try, pirate.

Would you rather fight 100 snake-sized Costa Ricas or 1 Costa Rica sized snake?