miketeeeveee
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miketeeeveee71 karma
Step 4) Refuse to do bullet flowers for gay wedding.
Step 5) Get $800,000 from conservative donations.
Step 6) Retire.
miketeeeveee55 karma
Maybe their sheriff should stopped getting sued so much. That would be a BIG savings!
miketeeeveee41 karma
To be fair, 26 year olds don't really like being told what do by people twice their age.
miketeeeveee37 karma
How many times could you get away with this?
"Sir, it looks like you've had 439 guns stolen in the last year..."
miketeeeveee86 karma
That's not what the maid is getting.
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