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miketeeeveee86 karma

That's not what the maid is getting.

miketeeeveee71 karma

Step 4) Refuse to do bullet flowers for gay wedding.

Step 5) Get $800,000 from conservative donations.

Step 6) Retire.

miketeeeveee55 karma

Maybe their sheriff should stopped getting sued so much. That would be a BIG savings!

miketeeeveee41 karma

To be fair, 26 year olds don't really like being told what do by people twice their age.

miketeeeveee37 karma

How many times could you get away with this?

"Sir, it looks like you've had 439 guns stolen in the last year..."