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michaelasaysrelax819 karma

Do you give a disclaimer to people before engaging in sexual activity that involves your penis, or do you surprise them? Also, what's the worst sexual experience you have had related to your dong, and what's the best?

Side note: I expected it to be smaller, honestly.

michaelasaysrelax196 karma

Thank you for honest response! I'm rather curious as a rule, and I appreciate your candid approach. Okay, two more questions: if you can't think of your best experience, what is one that is memorable on the pleasant side of things? Also, how does the conversation usually go when you tell them about your penis?

michaelasaysrelax28 karma

That's awesome! Sounds like he was the right guy at the time.

I can see how some people might think you're joking. I don't think that's something many people expect to hear. As far as treating you differently goes, Boo to them, but at least you dodged a shitty-person bullet.

Thanks again! I think you're awesome!

michaelasaysrelax27 karma

I wonder how many downvotes you're gonna end up with after this. Probably a lot. Jerk.

michaelasaysrelax8 karma

I like your attitude :)