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mgearliosus1155 karma

But not the penis again.

mgearliosus52 karma

The wheels on the bus go round and round.

I don't think they are.

mgearliosus47 karma

This is literally my biggest fear. I've always had a fear of medical procedures, but this takes the cake. I have a heart defect, and because of that I was always told to tell somebody if my chest hurt anywhere. It has, and I've never told. I know it's an incredibly stupid thing to do, but even the thought of surgery paralyzes me from even mustering the courage to tell anybody. I literally think death would be better than this happening. I have no idea why I have this fear, but I do. And I hate it. When I was five I had to have four people hold me down when getting a vaccination for school.

mgearliosus24 karma

Thanks for doing this AMA. I always think it's interesting hearing about somebodies trip across any country.

If you're ever in Central Florida, I'll buy you lunch!

mgearliosus14 karma

Yeah, thinking like this has made me the most cautious person on Earth. I maintain large distance from even bees. The only time I've ever had a serious wound was when I accidentally impaled my self on a tree after a snow storm. I don't actually remember if I went to the hospital or not, all I remember is watching Austin Powers in the living room with a bandage in the dead center of my abdomen.