mewithoutCthulhu

I've been peeing like that for 15 years. It's all cool.

Nothing cool look Johnny. I've just been paralyzed since I was 13. So in order to pee I have to take a little rubber tube and slide it down the ol' pee hole every 4 to 6 hours.

I live in the Midwest and used to travel out west to Oregon with my grandparents every few years to visit family. Camping every night in a new park along with way. Once we reached the Columbia we would camp along that each night. I will always remember watching some of those fishermen spend hours reeling in a giant sturgeon. As a young boy they were monsters. I was amazed. Such different beasts seeing them in the wild as opposed to the hatchery we would visit.

My grandfather isn't much of a TV man, but I need to sit him down and have him watch your show sometime soon. He would greatly enjoy it. If I can get him off the lake. The man is 84, and it doesn't matter if it's 100 degrees in the summer or -20 in the winter, he can be found fishing all year.

I do what I can. I may or may not have had friends that were curious to try it on themselves and I've obliged.

Just drunker.