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I knew to steer clear when the old, southern, christian, and conservative white lady at the hospital implored me to see it. She's nice, but that 30 minute conversation was torture for me as an atheist. I mean, she actually used the "why do we still have monkeys argument to attack evolution". It wasn't my place to challenge her, as I'm a volunteer there and am supposed to make patients feel better, not worse, so I just had to bite my lip.
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The nachos exist in a superposition of all possible outcomes, simultaneously disgusting and delicious, and only collapse into their apparent state when they enter your mouth.
messy_eater529 karma
poor guy
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