mercwiththemoves

I dunno if your vagina could handle it.

At least I got chicken.

"HEY SPIDER-MAN!" | "Hey, Spider-Man doesn't use swords." | "OMG, it's the Deadpool guy from the videos!" | "He's not the dancing Deadpool" | "That dude's junk is like way out there" | "That guy is fucking stupid. Such an attention whore" | "Can I kiss you?" | "Hey, your mask is crooked" | "Hey, are you shooting a video right now?" | "Let's battle" | "I hate you" | "OMG OMG CAN WE DO THE GANGNAM STYLE?"

Awesome. When you do, remeind me "hey, I'm the dude from Reddit who offered the taco in exchange to see your face."

Show you guys my face? Well, I probably won't post up a picture of it online (people seem to be drawn by the who mystery of it all). But yeah, if I'm at a convention like... eating a taco or something and I have my mask off, I can't really do anything about it.