mercenary_sysadmin

Assuming you're serious: a ho, short for whore, is an immoral pleasure seller.

A rake is someone (traditionally a man) who's out looking to get drunk and laid, and if he can manage it for free, so much the better.

"So, an ignorant motherfucker walks up to a comedian, and he says -"

::pointed look::

gotta love a novelty account that delivers.

How can one item be so simultaneously "oh, hey, it's grandma" and... well... well, I guess "oh, heyyyyy, it's grandma..."

note: talkin bout this beat right here