merbrian

Why do you think it's so important that everyone have access to cheap guns? Do you believe society will in fact be improved if your operation is successful?

I saw an Instagram pic of your penis the other day.

a) Was that real? b) Have you ever considered a career in pornography?

No. Education as you know it will soon be obsolete. In the future, humans will be born having had all of the necessary knowledge implanted directly into their fetal brains. If they are rich, they will innately possess all knowledge necessary to manipulate financial markets and/or produce useless cultural artifacts. If they are poor, they will be pre-programmed to repair the robots that grow our food. -Brian Merchant, senior ed.

That cat is, objectively, the chillest cat on the internet.

I'd also add that corporations will always find a way to profit off of popular institutions. Not even the deep web is immune to corporate corruption.