megabreakfast

Did you ever realise that if you kissed Hitler, your moustaches wouldn't touch?

This happened to me at Christmas when I was younger. Ah, I unwrapped Tekken 2, my young eyes tearing up and my hands shaking as I'd finally gotten it.

Mum picks up controller 2 and crushes me again and again. Found out later on that they had been playing it since September.

In fairness, glorp glorp plorp, gorp goop plap plorp.

Would be a grim episode of Doctor Who

Such a good companion! I'd die if Astrid came back and met the new Doctor!