meester_snoeklepel

Yup, but it's always over in a few hours.

Weirdest thing? Once I got a little bit of it on the tip of my finger while I was pouring, and without thinking, I just licked it off. I'll never forgive myself, (also, it just tasted sweet, because of all the sugar).

The first year I worked for him, I had no idea what it was for. His cleaning lady then told me that he uses it on his breakfast each morning. I realize this sounds ridiculous, but apparently he has some scientific theory about how there is something in sperm that prevents (or fights?) Alzheimer's. His father passed away from Alzheimer's and he is paranoid about it. I Should also clarify, those bottles aren't just 100% sperm. I cook it and add a large amount of sugar and corn syrup to them.

Edit Maybe of some of you sciency people can explain where he might get such a theory??

What else are you going to do with all that money?

I replied to an ad on craigslist that was looking for a "Personal Cook". I was in culinary school at the time so I was just looking for something to get some experience with. Well, this wasn't exactly what I was looking for, but after he told me I would only need to work a few times a year for him and he would pay me about what I could make in a month working in a restaurant for doing a job that takes about 2 hours, I decided to go for it. I also work at a restaurant.