mdgraller

"I overthrew the Nicaraguan government but I watch the Kardashians and here's my cat"

Can you clear up that last sentence for me? I can’t really make heads or tails of it

Oh god, I thought baby hippos were the meal that failed :( too early for my reading comprehension, apparently

By then he will be cashed out, onto the next project, and the new CEO will start selling user data

"Ooh, not liking the drawer pulls in this room!"