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Big fan here and looking forward to your new stand-up special. Your Bob Uecker stories are some of the funnies I’ve heard, but my all-time favorite moment is when you tongue kissed Blue Iris (bless her heart). How would one go about landing a gig writing for you? FIYAAAAH!

Bob O – thanks for doing this. I honestly believe that Mr. Show was the best sketch show ever. Any advice for a budding humor writer?

Scott, thanks for doing this AMA. Huge Onion fan here. Are the following decent Onion headlines?

-- Train Collision Pollutes Nearby Lake And Scatters Bodies Across Pristine Landscape -- -- Pillow Fight Breaks Out In Al-Qaeda Sleeper Cell --

Asking for a friend.