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Went to a haunted attraction last week. After about two minutes I just shoved my hands in my hoodie (when not holding the wife's hand) because I realized I was walking around with clenched fists. I know an acquaintance of mine nearly punched a guy square in the face but pulled his punch at the last minute and just barely touched the guys nose. I think some people don't realize how reactionary they are until it's too late.

I think when I went to one last week I must have looked like the third kind. I had an actor apologize to me for scaring my wife, despite the fact that I found it humorous he got her so good. I think I get an angry scowl when I'm being cautious/careful (and being a 6'4" guy in a hoodie doesn't help), because I didn't have anyone jump out at me at all. Of course we went 6 days be Halloween, so maybe actors were just tired of being hurt/punched/knocked over by big guys.

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