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marzipandancer61 karma
And cold feet too. If I could buy a real doll that found it appropriate to warm her freezing feet on my crotch while I'm falling asleep I might consider it a replacement for my current wife.
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I'm about to get forcibly removed from my flight because I'm laughing so much.
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This is actually a really interesting question. Obviously too late for the AMA, but I wonder what their sales cycle looks like.
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Can I ah... be that annoying friend? Cause I'll volunteer. As long as there's moderately enough life support.
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