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marzipandancer330 karma

monster boost stage. In order to support this we will of course have to increase the number of struts.

marzipandancer61 karma

And cold feet too. If I could buy a real doll that found it appropriate to warm her freezing feet on my crotch while I'm falling asleep I might consider it a replacement for my current wife.

marzipandancer50 karma

I'm about to get forcibly removed from my flight because I'm laughing so much.

marzipandancer49 karma

This is actually a really interesting question. Obviously too late for the AMA, but I wonder what their sales cycle looks like.

marzipandancer30 karma

Can I ah... be that annoying friend? Cause I'll volunteer. As long as there's moderately enough life support.