mannequine

I gained the ability to see through the walls and read people's minds after losing virginity. Yeah, it's really not a big deal.

I'm sorry about that. It sounds bad and definitely like an unusual and cruel punishment.

Well, prison is a pretty depressing place to be and exercise is a great way to relieve depression. I think I'd run all the fucking time if I went to jail. It helps you pass time too..

Sorry, man, what happened to you is absolute utter bullshit. I'll buy your book once I get some money since I was totally hooked by three preview chapters!

Also, LSD.