majestichooves

SM + Jicks: longtime superfan, congratulations on the fantastic new album. Now to my serious, serious, question. One thing that's always troubled me about the movie Space Jam is that the aliens acquired the basketball skills of Mugsey Bogues, Shawn Bradley, Larry Johnson, Patrick Ewing, and Charles Barkley. A backup point guard/center, two power forwards, and another center? That's an awful lineup –– it's a no-brainer that Michael Jordan, Bill Murray, and a smattering of cartoon animals would defeat them handily. So if you were aliens inhabiting the bodies of 5 mid-'90s NBA superstars of your choice, which ones would you choose?

Nice choice. I'd add that the only logic for excluding Olajuwan must have been his subpar acting chops. Those post moves were legit.