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magicisnotforanyone599 karma

First words were why the fuck the left hand, but i didn't panic, was calm, then after 5 mins adrenaline gave up and the pain was horrible.

Friend told me if I fall asleep i die, so i stayed awake for an hour and a half till they had to operate me

magicisnotforanyone424 karma

Glove caught by a machine and pulled my hand in which grinded my hand like a wood chipper

magicisnotforanyone346 karma

I don't know, i stayed awake and lived so can't confirm

magicisnotforanyone233 karma

Ngl had to google the word, but thank you, you learn something new every day.

Cutting food is hard, but others do it for me.

But I have to shave my privates alone, and that takes a WHILE

magicisnotforanyone175 karma

I will bro