mactroneng

I've gotten into the habit of shredding the vast majority of my mail (no real reason other than it's fun to wreck things I guess)... is that extra suspicious?

Middle Earth... that's gotta be some kind of off-shore account, right?

but wouldn't be able to do anything about it because the documents are shredded ;)

I can't imagine they'd ever pay you enough to re-assemble shredded documents, and even more so since more complex shredders are becoming more common (mine chops it into confetti basically, not just the typical strips). If someone tried to re-assemble mine, I wonder how many hours they would waste putting together junk mail from the local pizza, Chinese, and Indian food places before the realize what they're assembling...

Inspired by some of the questions and answers posted here already:

Have you ever had to fend off a parking enforcement officer because you've been sitting in one spot too long?