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mackay85108 karma

I thought you said apple was your favorite.

mackay8525 karma

That means you have to get hard first though, I'm out.

mackay858 karma

He...must have been the goatse guy.

mackay858 karma

Hi Jim, big fan. How do I get a girl to toss my salad? And does it make me gay for liking it so much?

mackay851 karma

What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?