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Ah the old "I masterbate" salesman line. Bet the IE9 guys are kicking themselves that they didn't pull out that old stalwart.

I've been a big fan of yours for a while, had no idea if I would ever see you perform live, living in Scotland as I am. Last summer I happened to be in Edinburgh during the Fringe festival, and totally serendipitously I saw your name on a poster, panicked, and immediately bought a ticket.

After the show you signed a CD for me and shook my hand, chatted briefly and were a class act.

I don't have a question, just thanks. And come back to Scotland soon.

Who are the poets that everyone should be checking out?

Second the Edinburgh Fringe!

What is your favourite sketch from The Birthday Boys so far?