lustywench99

Went to Florida on vacation. Kid found the spray can of sunscreen. Proceeded to spray it in her mouth (the whole can) because she liked the taste.

Turns out unless they have an allergy to aspirin, they'll be fine. We had to call poison control to find this out.

We figure we are on a list somewhere. Normally things are pretty child proofed but on vacation well... things got sloppy. And really really sun protected. She also sprayed my shoes. They still reek of sunscreen to this day if they get wet. Cannot even tell you how many times I've washed them. Kids man.

My kid ate her wooden blocks. No joke.

Any time kids are quietly playing, it's a danger time. Kids are never quiet when they have fun. They're just doing something they don't want you to catch.

So theoretically you wouldn't need all of them sent to you, if say someone wanted to have their ashes scattered, I could just hold some back and send them?

A lot of states are doing away with this. In fact, now in Missouri if we allow certain state testing accommodations, we automatically forfeit to the lowest score possible.

And you best believe, no matter how dire that student might be, we aren't going to allow them the accommodations that get us the base score only. There have been a lot of rewrites this year.

How about the Missouri River? I've always wondered how safe it would be to put a small boat on it (it seems a lot faster and swirling than other rivers I've seen).

However, if you did go down the Missouri, I'd definitely stand at the edge and wave. Well, when you got to where I'm at.