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luciuspecker387 karma

Yeah, I just re-read the comment with Morgan Freeman's voice and it just felt right.

luciuspecker300 karma

Your directing reputation has climbed the ladder beside the acting careers of several other now-household names (Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Jason Lee, etc.). Would you say you’ve all played fairly integral roles in each other’s success?

And any advice for amateur filmmakers/writers?

edit: spelling

luciuspecker238 karma

"Balls so dry they explode like dust."

Pfff Pfff*

"Ahhhh!"

luciuspecker163 karma

I'm now picturing a NatGeo special with a British man narrating as you're naked in front of the refrigerator.

"The illusive Bo Burnham has adapted his chest to allow salsa to slide easily to the floor. Oh, oh, oh, wait, what is this? He appears to be moving towards the bathroom. Let's follow him. Let's see what he's doing...Oh God, Tim, are you getting this? Now folks, as you can see, Bo has developed a dense rug along his buttocks. This fur helps protect the Bo's cheeks from the chilling porcelain seat. A truly facinating creature."

luciuspecker5 karma

Do you secretly despise people who have a well?