loveatthelisp

When they reached in to pull it out with FORCEPS THROUGH HIS URETHRA, he was straight faced the entire time. It popped out, he nonchalantly says "Oh, that stung a little." The crazy was strong in that one.

Um, I don't know how often it happens, but it does happen, although I don't think it is just lifers that do so. I think it's probably under reported. We have had to stitch up a few rectums.

Never underestimate the crazy.

It is my professional medical opinion that you should not read this link. It may cause the following symptoms: nausea, vomiting, uncontrollable tremors, nightmares, mania among others. :)

But really, don't do it.

The scooping end of a spoon, in a guy's bladder. Apparently, he shoved it through his urethra so he could come to the hospital...