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lostkeysblameHofmann50 karma

In afghanistan the problem we had training the ANA was that they only really gave a shit about themselves and their tribal group. northern pashtuns were especially bad with this. I caught a group of them smoking hash when they were supposed to be patrolling and their commander gave them a tongue lashing, but they really didn't understand why they should be interested in afghani security as a whole versus just their own village/family/friends. It's rough. I'm sure it's the same with the iraqis.

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Wow! This truly is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I'm a huge fan of your work. I'm a bit of a collector and I have a first-edition copy of "Dani Daniels' The Yoga Instructor" which you directed! To me that really represented a new step in female only porn directed by one of the participants and demonstrates the depth that you truly have as an actress and an artist. Some people say pornography is black and white, and disregarding racial categories, I have to disagree, dynamic directors and performers such as yourself truly changes the playing field and demonstrates the potential that the field has to offer in the upcoming years. I'm a huge follower of pornographic art and I would guess that the two favorite movies I have that feature you are "Flesh Hunter 12" and "Inmate in my Puss." The scene in Flesh Hunter 12 when Johnny Sins cums on your face is one of my favorite in porn history, not because there's anything that particularly stands out, but rather that it's an example to me of the perfect facial, not really "degrading" but the filth is there but also the beauty and the self expression, and you and Johnny really have a good dynamic and it's great to see you two work together. same with "Inmate in my Puss." You also had a fantastic aura with James Deen in "Skin Tight," but I feel like your emotional capabilities really shine when you're with Johnny, plus he has more of a classic porn star vibe, James seems to be trying to reinvent the wheel but goddamn he is good at what he does and I'm not gay but he has a great dick and I wouldn't mind him serenading me while plowing me to hell and back, he really has a good voice. I actually had the chance to meet him at the Adult Entertainment Expo, I got a proxy boner, not from him although he did have a firm handshake but from the sheer presence of sexuality that radiates from his demeanor. I didn't see you there, which was a shame, but I ended up meeting Alexis Texas and having her sign a copy of "Alexis Texas is Buttwoman," and she even rubbed her breasts on it and of course I had to run off into the bathroom immediately afterwards to masturbate.

My question for you is this: what can we do as fans to support you and futher your artistic endeavors with acting and directing? Jacking off is one thing, but I love you guys' work so much that I'd love to contribute in some way.

Also if I mail you something will you autograph it for my collection of memorabilia?

PSS: whose pussy tasted the best in "The Yoga Instructor," Lily Carter, Heather Starlet, Brett Rossi, or Ella Alexandra?