losangelesvideoguy

Dude… shut uuuup… Wouldn't want to violate the terms of surrender now, would we?

And in 16 years, you'll be able to visit one.

Because sometimes they'll pay cash for the room so there's no paper trail, and then… cha-ching! Put a $69 room into the system and tell the customer it's $159, and that's $90 in your pocket.

Source: Worked as a hotel night clerk for two years in college.

Actual source: Totally making up bullshit.

Death by snu-snu!

Wait, you worked as a night clerk, or you made up bullshit? 'Cuz to be clear, I did exactly one of those things in college.