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longtimegoneMTGO2062 karma

76% of all voters in the United States say they want Johnson-Weld, by name, in the presidential debates.

What is this figure based on? Frankly, given the political apathy in this country, I'd be absolutely stunned if "76% of all voters in the United States" even knew Johnson-Weld are running.

longtimegoneMTGO791 karma

You deglove the penis

Google that, and you'll just decide that your bent penis doesn't look that bad after all.

longtimegoneMTGO189 karma

people don't want as many becasue they don't want to use their oven.

NOW I get what you mean about seasonal cuts. Thanks.

longtimegoneMTGO92 karma

All depends, I think they price by the inch.

longtimegoneMTGO78 karma

my surgeon said that they'll be able to replace the cow valve in the future without invasive surgery.

Wait, what?

Are they putting in a zipper?