littlemamaqt314

Is it weird I am shaking my phone in giddiness over your uber coolness? It's not, right?

I can't... I mean... Can we get some smelling salts over here?!

This is pretty much the best thing anyone has ever said. Today. I too would want to be your friend. However, I believe what would actually happen would be me calling you after your shift/rounds (whatever you call it) and annoying you into telling me all the sordid (read: awesome) details of your latest adventure.