literally_a_whale

Have you taken the opportunity to declare the elevator a sovereign state?

DEFEND YOUR NEW MOTHERLAND

I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO BATTLE

Actually, females are more likely to attempt suicide. Males are just more likely to succeed.

I'm really enjoying how upbeat you seem about all of this. Also, the burning poo thing. How do you go about promoting your books? I've thought about getting into doing children's books, in the past.